Osama & Whitney Kissing In A Tree

Talk about a whammy! Osama Bin Laden fancies Whitney Houston? Sounds like a rival publicist's dirtiest trick. (Read the story here)

Why not go ahead and link her with Adolf Hitler? Go all the way, why don't you. On the other hand, this revelation makes the Bush administration look bad. The maniacal, elusive terrorist may be a lot of things but a poor judge of character he is not; Bobby Brown really needs to go. On top of that, it's obvious Osama has access to VH1 and the attroicious "Being Bobby" reality show. Evildoer!