Has anyone ever heard the phrase “Are we having fun yet” in a literal context? Picture me in one of those inflatable jumping houses that suburban white people always rent for their kid’s birthday parties.
“Are we having fun yet?”
Yippee! Yes I am!
Picture me sitting at my desk working on some inane spreadsheet with a scowl on my grill.
Are we having fun yet?”
No asshole. I’m not! My fingertips are burning and my eyes are strained more than Michael Jackson’s arms at a diaper-changing contest.
If you ask me again in such a passive aggressive tone, I’ll hop onto this desk and jump on you like Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka flying off the top turnbuckle to smash Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Thursday, August 19, 2004
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Let's see who can come up with the best response to this question...
Are we having fun yet?
Well, you're still breathing, so I guess the answer is no.
Bad day at work, huh?
To truly have Phun, one must first have Phuns sister, Kee- Then if Kee lkes you, Phuns another 60 bucks
i hate top cop with a passion too. i can't believe she likes that nickname. she doesn't even know that she's not a cop. we'll start having fun when she gets her dentures cleaned. -- the top flip
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