People pray for forgiveness, they pray for themselves or others. Prayers don't always work for everyone, though.
Do a better job of praying, America. You're not doing a good job.
The problem lies in technique. Good posture is a start and so is using proper English when telephathically communicating with the Almighty. Most of all, don't squeeze your hands together so hard. Think like you're holding a golf club.
Be firm, but don't white-knuckle the Lord.
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
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3 comments:
"If you're living like there's no god, you'd better be right. Enough said."
This goes back to the oldest religious "arguement" since the beggining of time- believe or else! What a great approach, we can't convince you to believe but maybe we can scare you into it.
Phrase of the day- white knuckle, I like it.
And we wonder why so many Catholics are becoming Agnostic and Atheist! Loved the reoccuring image aroused in my mind of me at 6 kneeling next to bed.
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