Movie Birdcage Upstages Dolphins Manliness

Raidahs over Bucs....These "exciting plot lines" are actually quite stale. Who cares about Gruden in Oakland or Sapp playing his former mates. Do I care that Tim Brown will perform his patented 2-yard reception plus one-yard falldown? After party at Doug's place, 14-7.
Sea-town over the Whiners...Luckily for the Niners they discovered Dorsey before they had no chance. They'll be lucky to score double digits. Rewrite! They never had a chance.
Eagles over Lions...Motown finally plays a good team. You're not there yet 8 Mile, but close.
Colts over Packers...Methinks that Green Bay are going to frustrate prognosticators all season. I like my cheese with a certain consistency.
ATLians over Cardinals...this could be week 3's rout of the week. Yeah, I love Michael Vick, but I won't marry him.
Titans over Jaguars. This one is a toss-up. I just want the Jags to lose so as to dampen their ridiculous hopes of playing in the Super Bowl at home.
Broncos over Bolts...It would actually be more interesting if Elway was battling...well...the Chargers haven't had a good QB since...Dan Fouts.
Giants over Browns...hopefully the refs start the game early enough to escape Coughlin's wrath. Kickoff: 9:55am or else!
Bengals over Ravens...Carson Palmer will begin to show consistency to go with size and presence and a purely ridiculous name.
Vikings over Bears...Da Bears do not have two consecutive intra-division upsets in them. Moss was overshadowed Monday and will take it out on Midway.
Chiefs over Texans...The original Texans (Chiefs) will get back on track. Priest's first sermon will be around 10:30am and the length will run around 80 yards.
Steelers over Dolphins...The Fish can't even beat a rookie QB? Correct! The movie, Birdcage seems more manly than the Dolphins these days.
Rams over Santinos...St. Louie has enough this week to cover-up Marc Bulger's blunders. The city of New Orleans hasn't seen this much water and wind since former coach, Jim Mora, Sr.
Cowboys over 'Skins...These MNF matchups are so convulated. If God was traded to Cincinnati they would find a way for Him/Her to play which ever team the Devil played for. Oh, excuse me, wrong sport. The devil plays for the Yankees.

SUNDAY TICKET SUNDAY STANDINGS
Steve........Last week: 9/16...Season Tot: 17/30
Julian.........................9/16.....................17/30
Milt Sr........................8/16.....................14/30
Milt Jr.........................6/16.....................13/30
Bobby........................7/16.....................11/30