I Understand The Terrorist Mind

Family Jihad, originally uploaded by wonderbread74.

I was once a terrorist. This is a picture of me with my posse, the Linguica Liberation Jihad.

How can John Kerry and George Bush tell you they can realistically fight terrorists? They've never had to wonder where their next mouthful of thick, rich goat's milk will come from? They probably buy their goat's milk from over-priced chain stores, like Trader Joe's. Do they really understand the terrorist mind? Has anyone ever noticed that there is very little Arab or Muslim music readily available on the web? Wouldn't it make YOU mad if you couldn't download your favorite new songs? Then what about Mohammad, who works for 3 cents a day slaving (maybe smoking?) in the opium field all day long, can't he come home and download some Cat Stevens? This what I'm talking about America! The Arab world is seething and I know their pain: Top quality goat milk and free downloads of Cat Stevens.

I'll see you at the polls and don't forget I'm not only against a "global test" as John Kerry espouses but I'm the only candidate against a "glow ball test" for men's prostates.