Interleague baseball resumes tonight as the A's visit the Giants at Local Phone Company of the Moment Park.
Both Bay Area teams have remarkably fought to a even duel in the head-to-head standings since interleague play was instituted eight seasons ago. The series seems to have a different angle, though.
A's outfielder, Eric Byrnes, pictured to the right, is taking some precautions before stepping on the field.
"With all the injuries our team has come up against lately, we have to also worried about these bugs that are slowly eating Barry's [Bonds] knees" said Byrnes, "We've been really sucking lately, you know, some of us have been kneeling at the Zipper buffet for too long."
When asked if applying talcum powder to the crotch was a bit Draconian for a night game in the City, Byrnes said, "You can never be too cautious with the little Louisville Slugger and coin purse."
Friday, May 20, 2005
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Based on the picture, I'd say that Eric is adding some salt to his underwear. Somewhere along the way, Eric probably said something like, "If I don't bat .250 this year, I'll eat my shorts." I'd add some pepper Eric.
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