Crist To Tie The Knot With An Eye On GOP Ticket

GOVERNOR CRIST GETS POLITICAL ADVICE FROM "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"

Florida's Governor Charlie Crist, 51, is getting married to a younger, quite attractive socialite.

The prematurely gray and abnormally tan Crist has been mentioned as a possible running mate for Sen. John McCain.

Crist is popular in Florida, a perennial battleground state; so having a bachelor on the ticket might not be the most favorable entry on his Veep resume.

Marry the girl, Charlie! And so he will, but didn't a similarly gray and handsome mayor on ABC's "Desperate Housewives" marry the petite and beautiful Gabriella for his own political expediency?

Mayor Victor Lang (John Slattery) married Eva Longoria's character to win the Latino vote in Fairview, but was ultimately foiled by ex-husband Carlos.

Ah, life imitating poorly made art.