Sentence(s) I'm Glad I Didn't Write, Part I

"I thought I might die," he said. "This thing tossed me like a salad." The storm tossed much of the island the same way.
Homeless Galveston resident Daryl Thompson describing the force of hurricane Ike in the New York Times, Sept. 14. Unfortanately, Times reporters, Ian Urbina and John Schwartz continued the lewd sexual reference with the second sentence. Message to the Times editors on 42nd Street: Get out of the office and get kinky.