Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is not dead despite the Lunatic Fringe Report predicting his demise over a week ago. Although, it's hard to fact check these things with the communist Cubans. I'm still giving Castro until Sunday night so he can ruin America's biggest sporting day--the Super Bowl.
I'm giving Castro the same odds as the Colts winning the Vince Lombardi trophy--seven points. Take death plus two days.
