Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Palmeiro Issues Statement Denying Steroids

Palmeiro helps out Canseco
Originally uploaded by wonderbread74.
In Jose Canseco's soon-to-be-released tell all book titled, "Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, and How Baseball Got Big," he implicates several big leaguers including Mark Mc Gwire, Juan Gonzalez, Ivan Rodriguez and Viagra pitchman Rafael Palmeiro.

Said Palmeiro: "I categorically deny any suggestions that I have ever used a performance-enhancing drugs other than weiner pills."

(Any suggestion in the accompanied photo that Palmeiro is applying some his weiner enhancing techniques on Canseco is purely speculative)

1 comment:

MrYosemite said...

Hey, what's hit more balls than Canceco's bat? Answer....Steve's chin!