Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Whoa! Nice Plugs

Ralph Neas

Ralph Neas is the man responsible for blocking the Supreme Court nomination of Robert Bork in the 1980s. Since then he been the Democrats point man on President Bush's three nominations to the Supreme Court and a frequent visitor to Plugs-O-Rama.

Neas has done some wonderful things during his career as an advocate. He's been a powerful ally in some of the most important civil rights legislation of the past twenty years, but how well can you trust a guy who thinks the attrocious black sprouts protruding from his hairline is, in fact, hair follicles.

Listen, we're not even mentioning the face-numbing botox and plastic surgery, either. But, alas, I just did.

At the end of the day, I would rather trust those guys who spray paint hair on the top of their dome. Those guys have the opportunity to go topless anytime they want. It's good to have leaders with functional noggin hair.

3 comments:

Amichai said...

At the end of the day, I would rather trust those guys who spray paint hair on the top of their dome. Those guys have the opportunity to go topless anytime they want. It's good to have leaders with functional noggin hair.

The funny thing is, that's exactly how I choose my legislatures (but only on a state level, for the national stuff I also check the teeth).

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