Gov. Sarah Palin and her family worthy of a drama on the CW Network and also known to Sen. Barack Obama as the gift that keeps giving is bringing daddy to St. Paul according to The Associated Press.
The New York Post tracked the young high school hockey sniper, Levi Johnston, through his MySpace page and found him to be, well, as immature as any 17-year-old jock.
On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.Just as the entire disclosure of Bristol Palin's pregnancy could not get more preposterous, her father now says that the couple had previously contemplated tying the knot before she was knocked up.
"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess."
"Ya f - - - with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.
He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids.
Exactly what every high school senior dreams about: settling down. Sixty-year-old evangelical couples sitting in an affluent mega-church might applaud such action, yet outside of such pretzel logic, you have to believe such a decision is not as tidy as the VP's statement that her daughter would be "growing up" faster than they would like.