Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Is That a Memo In Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me

Sen. John Kerry's National Security Adviser, Sandy Berger, is being accused of stuffing classified memo's regarding 9/11 down his pants.

Reportedly a security guard confronted Berger and said, "is that a record in your pants", Berger said, "I don't know, but I'm happy with it."

President Clinton had no comment on the matter.

In a related story, KFC is accused of choking their chickens.

5 comments:

MrYosemite said...

Speaking of KFC, why did Steve cross the road? Because his d!ck was stuck in the chicken!

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