Take your girl to Alameda for no apparent reason. Feign that you’re lost and see if she can direct you around the island. If she can’t. Keep her! If she can or even proclaims to know Alameda like the back of her hand, well, then, be wary.
Since Alameda use to be a naval base, good money says she use to troll the area for midshipmen. More anchors have been dropped in her than Pier 39.
In this case, don't support the troops.
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
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It's funny you should mention this, I DID take YOUR girl around Alameda and then she took ME around the world.
which ONE???!! or shall i say which ones?? :)
Was it the bearded lady from the JC Circus?
I've always said Alameda should be closed to freaks like you. Get a sign at the bridge, pinhead.
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