Thursday, August 05, 2004

The Amish Vote Republican

I mentioned earlier about African-Americans voting Democratic almost exlclusively. The Republicans have their own personal voting bloc--the Amish.

Republicans in the battleground state of Pennsylvania are making a point of making sure the traditional, technology-phob religious group make it to polls. They've even went so far to post this campaign buggy sticker:

"Amish Way of Life: America, You're a Depression Away!" and

The Amish are the Republicans dream people! They carry no health insurance and accept no public assistance.

They also enjoy sex with farm animals and ZZ Top.


MrYosemite said...

Here's a tip, type up your blogs in Microsoft Word, do a spell check, THEN cut and paste them into your blog.

An Amish woman is driving her horse and buggy down the road when she gets pulled over.

"You have a broken reflector on your buggy," says the cop. "But, more important, one of your reins is looped around that part of the horse that I can't mention.

Nevertheless, that's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away."

Later that day, the woman tells her husband: "A policeman pulled me over today for two reasons. First, he said the reflector was broken."

"Well, that's easily fixed," says her husband. "What else?"

"I'm not sure," she says. "Something about the emergency brake."

wonderbread74 said...

Who's your blogging daddy? Me! There is only one spelling error. "Bloc" is correct and technology-phob is slang.
You play pool like a girl.