Thursday, August 19, 2004

Are We Having Fun Yet?

Has anyone ever heard the phrase “Are we having fun yet” in a literal context? Picture me in one of those inflatable jumping houses that suburban white people always rent for their kid’s birthday parties.

“Are we having fun yet?”

Yippee! Yes I am!

Picture me sitting at my desk working on some inane spreadsheet with a scowl on my grill.

Are we having fun yet?”

No asshole. I’m not! My fingertips are burning and my eyes are strained more than Michael Jackson’s arms at a diaper-changing contest.

If you ask me again in such a passive aggressive tone, I’ll hop onto this desk and jump on you like Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka flying off the top turnbuckle to smash Rowdy Roddy Piper.

8 comments:

MrYosemite said...

Let's see who can come up with the best response to this question...

Are we having fun yet?
Well, you're still breathing, so I guess the answer is no.

Anonymous said...

Bad day at work, huh?

pryncess711 said...

you alright?? i guess your not having fun yet cause you SWORE!!!! (I am very proud of you :)

Pops said...

To truly have Phun, one must first have Phuns sister, Kee- Then if Kee lkes you, Phuns another 60 bucks

Anonymous said...

i hate top cop with a passion too. i can't believe she likes that nickname. she doesn't even know that she's not a cop. we'll start having fun when she gets her dentures cleaned. -- the top flip

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