Monday, May 30, 2005

Soldiers Dying For The Right To BBQ

Neil Diamond Sings 'America'...Hoy (Translation: Today)

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The rocket shells are raining over my head. I lay between a burning humvees and a demolished cinder block wall. I lay between valor and my death. I am going to die for my country--the great experiment called democracy, but I’m dying for more. The shrapnel in my chest will be honored and celebrated by millions of my countrymen in the form of pre-made frozen hamburger patties and hot links whose high capecin content willl lead to a evening of gastrointestinal agony. How can I forget the millions who will consume scores of beers for my selfless deeds. Ah, the freedom to get drunk--to get drunk on a Monday! God bless America.


pryncess711 said...

makes me want to rent the movie "The Jazz Singer" with Neil Diamond.. its about his dad who is a an immigrant trying to live in America.. dont worry we will watch it tomorrow EXCITING stuff!!

MrYosemite said...

Wait a minute....Steve and I ALREADY rented The Jazz Singer and watched it together. We laughed, we cried, we held each other. It was quite beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Best regards from NY!

Anonymous said...

best regards, nice info
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