Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Jesus Loves What? Oh, Lordie!

The Brazilian national soccer team proved today why their recent success is due to the selling of their souls to the devil.

After defeating Argentina in the FIFA Confederations Cup in Frankfurt, several of Brazil's players celebrated on the field wearing t-shirts that read "Jesus loves You" and "Jesus loves Toi".

Brazil's Lucio

Lucio (left), a defender for the German club, Bayer Leverkusen, was seen on television wearing a shirt that either said "Jesus loves Dich" or, unexplicably, "Jesus loves Dick".

This is further proof that God, indeed, has more to do than watch sports. Brazil pummelled Argentina, 4-1.

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