Friday, March 04, 2005

The Argument For A High-Calorie Diet


Oldest Person in the World
Originally uploaded by wonderbread74.

Brazilian born Maria Olivia da Silva's birth certificate reads: February 28, 1880.

If this is what 125 years looks like then grab me twelve Big Macs and a 32-ounce cup of lard with lemon. Goddamnit!

Family and friends says she still lucid and rational. Who wants to talk to a 125 years old person? What would we talk about? President Woodrow Wilson's League of Nations or that new cartoon character, Betty Boop?

3 comments:

MrYosemite said...

The big question is whether or not this chiquita is single. I've never nailed a broad from the 1800's. Would ya!

Realities said...

That pic could be the proof I've been looking for. ARGH!

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